What the Engineer Wants to say

What The Engineer has to Say

We are still grasping at straws.

A number of different approaches are being tried.

We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.

We know who to blame.

Close project coordination.

It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

Major technological break through.

We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.

The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.

We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

Test results were extremely gratifying.

The only person who understood the thing quit.

The entire concept will have to be abandoned.

It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

It is in process.

Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

We'll look into it.

Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.

Please read and initial.

We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

Give us the benefit of your thoughts.

I can't wait to hear this!

Give us your interpretation.

Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

All new!

Too heavy to lift!

Rugged

Lighter than rugged.

Lightweight

One finally worked.

Years of development

Achieved when the power switch is off.

Energy saving

Impossible to fix if broken.

Low maintenance